Sunday, 7 September 2008
Are you obsessed with J-Rock?
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You know you're obsessed with Jrock when...
( x )You hear the names "Kai" and "Kyo" and smirk, but not because they're your favourite characters in Beyblade and Fruits Basket (respectively) anymore.
( x )You wish you could find a special place for your concert DVDs, which isn't because it would be more tidy (as you tell people) but more because of the secret thought that Jrock godliness shouldn't mix with "commoner" movie DVDs (don't have any though... cash strapped... =.=)
( x )You flip through rock magazines every new issue for signs of a Jrock band, even though 90% of people in the country have no knowledge of its existence. (no. i don't actually have any jrock magazines but if i get my hands on the local magazines i do search desperately for traces of jrock or even japan...)
( )You know enough Jrockers to "get them confused" occasionally (i think in the beginning i confused Hide with Hyde~ nah... that was in the past... and i'm not really sure if i know enough to get confused.
( x ) SID is no longer a name but a band
( x )Everytime someone uses the word "die" in a sentence, you whip your head around and pretend to search for signs of the redhead rockstar
( x )The word "doll" makes you think of a band in UNDER CODE productions (Vidoll graduated from UNDERCODE earlier this year/ end of last year)
( )You know what UNDER CODE productions is (nope. still haven't figured this out, but soon i'll know ^.^)
( )You know who it's run by and you hate him though you dont really know why (nah~)
( x )You have referred to Mana as "manly" at one point (he iS MANLY~ ohh~ *nosebleed*)
( x )You know the difference between Hide and Hyde (didn't know it in the past but no yes.cJ-Rock fans should get whacked if they dont know this)
( x )You find yourself accidentally saying things like "ne?" and other random Japanese inserts (actually only with closer friends... i pick up characteristics from the characters of some of my favourite jdrama/twdrama too~! lols)
( x )You nod when your favourite Jrocker is talking as though you can understand him, when you actually can't (lol....does this ALL THE TIME)
( )The sight of a man's thigh is a "been there-done that" situation (erm. depends on what kinda guy. (if he's really pretty and is actually VK-ing yea but not for other situations...)
( x )Your ears are alerted when you find out there's a program about Japan on TV, hoping the topic will turn to rock (OMG~ it's JAPAN~)
( x )You have said at one point "I want the dress he's wearing" (ohh~ soo many!)
( x )You're not surprised when men lean on each other (or kiss)(usually i would expect japanese or rockers to do so, normal/old and etc, not so...
( )You know that Ruki loves guitars more than he loves women
( )Yesasia and CDJapan are bookmarked on your browser (i don't have to bookmark it. i just type in the keywords and it appears~ lols.)
( x )You've been asked one, or all of these questions: "are those really men?" "are you a lesbian or something?" "are they all gay?
( )You can name about 4 people who resemble Miyavi. (nope. only 1 for now. i think aoi resembles him a bit. MiYAvI/AOi fans~ dun whack me if you disagree pleassse~) ^^'lll
( )When asked for a random number, the first you think of is probably "12012" or "304" or maybe "621 (VI II I)"
( x )various Jrockers randomly appear in your dreams at night (yea~ happens all the time~ *nosebleed!*
( )you remember the birthdays of Jrockers with ease but forget those of your family members (no, i don't really take note.)
( x )you can take one look at a picture of a band and automatically tell which era, which song, which concert it is from (e.g. Cassis outfits from NLSG tour final @ Budokan) (this applies more to Kagrra, xD)
( x )you want to make toast for everyone even though you hate cooking (@__@ Kai's cooking is LURVE)
( )you're ecstatic to find out that you have one dimple, just like Kai (because before you knew about The GazettE, you didn't even care about dimples at all, and now you're obsessed with them), then become depressed when your dimple is not on the left side of your face but on the right side instead
( )you wear a bandana over your nose for your Japanese project even though people don't really get it, or how it fits into your project (it doesn't really, you just want to be like Reita. i do it at home sometimes for no reason~ lols.)
( x )you wish your boobs were much smaller so you could fit them into Aoi's white SHADOW VI II I outfit (not that they're particularly big. lols?)
( x )"aoi" is no longer the Japanese word for the color blue
( )you cannot remember why you thought big, muscular men were so hot in the first place (i never liked them in the first place... they're GROSS~)
( x )you think men DO get hotter with age (HYDE, Gackt, BUCK-TICK, Dir en grey, etc)
( x )you can tell when Aoi or Uruha is playing a guitar solo - even without the aid of headphones (because everyone knows Uruha's comes through the right side and Aoi's through the left) - and your friends think it sounds the same, and wonder why it even matters in the first place. But it does, it really does. (not all the songs and not all the parts =\)
( x )you feel like a hairy, chunky, not-so-attractive, manly girl when you look at Uruha, but then forgive him when he smiles at you (no, not really at you but still...)
( x) you hope you can be reborn in your next life as a guitar or bass, because Uruha loves his guitar, Ruki loves kissing/licking Uruha's guitar, Saga loves licking his bass etc... (i seriously don't mind~~~ *dreamy~*)
( )you feel the need to censor the word "kawaii" or "cute" for fear that a certain someone thinks it's directed at him
( x )"visual kei" is basically part of your daily vocabulary
( x )you know that if Mana and Gackt were in a room together, there would be trouble
( )you know that if Kaoru and Kisaki were in a room together, there would be trouble
( x )you listen to a song and pinpoint parts of the song because of things that happened in the PV (i.e. the end of Anata Tame... because Ruki licks his lips) (well, not really Anata Tame, other songs)
( x )if people mention vampires you think of either Gackt, Asagi or maybe Hyde
( x )Pink = spider
( x )Grey = Dir en
( x )if you saw a newspaper called "The __ Gazette" you'd be tempted to buy it, cut out the "The" and "Gazette" part and put them on your wall (really i would~)
( x )if you see the book "Lolita" lying around in a library or shop, the words that flash to mind are "gothic" "Mana" and "Moi meme Moitie"
( x )when you dance, it's either the Machiavellism spin-and-point, the Happy Left Right Dance or the Kyo/Ruki-bot (lols... i'm not gonna show you my dance~)
( x )if you're tall, you wish you were shorter just in case you run into Kyo, Ruki etc. and make them feel stupid (i don't really wanna be that tall...)
( )when people mention S&M, your mind immediately goes to Cage, raison d'etre and so on
( x )you're constantly thinking "the poor drummer" (while the rest gets close to fans during Live...POOR DRUMMER!)
( x )you want to get drunk and yell "I'm a fucking rockstar, bitch!" (you dunwanna see that...)
( x )you spend an awful lot of time going back to the question "what does "cheesed with power" mean?"
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i wish i knew the test scores... but i really just grabbed this from someone's blog so now way of knowing my scores then... T^T
@ 19:55
